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Freely distributed [23 Dec 2009|09:55pm]

simpletwice
I want to give everybody a great big hug, and tell them things are going to be alright. Things are looking up, everybody. We'll get there. It's a new year, and we're very brave people, and sometimes we've got hugs. Hey, things are going to be great.

Hey. You. Things are going to be okay.
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[23 Dec 2009|08:00pm]

lipsandhips
  • bowling time! #
  • some guy on okc: "how curvy is curvy? sorry to b blunt i've just met people on here that were way bigger irl, don't wanna waste your time" #
  • i will admit it, i JUST woke up. but! on the plus side: the longer i sleep, the less i can eat. #
  • ITS SNOWING weeeeeeee #
  • i'm having a really lazy and luxurious morning, putting half and half in my earl grey, burning my toast and eating it anyway, slow snow fall #
  • oof, i just contemplated starting a playlist of songs to play at my wedding. #youshouldntbemyfriendanymorethisisjustthetipoftheiceberg #
  • while googling 'jason priestly height' i found a website called " celebrityheights.com " now i've really seen everything. #
  • he's 5'6", if you were wondering. #
  • am i in florida yet? thrifted rompers, shorts, really intense cotton tops (including vintage le coq sportif) and wrap skirts. bring it onnnn #
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daily report & holiday thoughts [22 Dec 2009|11:30pm]

simpletwice
I'm exhausted. Haven't been this tired in a long, long while. That's one good thing I'll give you about being unemployed; my sleep is blissful and abundant.

What did I do today that was so exhausting? HARDLY ANYTHING. Apparently I have become so used to sleeping in, followed by lounging around, punctuated with relaxing, that just having minor chores wears me out. Pfffft LAME.

Anyway, the completely shouldn't-be-tiring day went like this: Woke up early, did my chores at home (chores = coffee, email, take care of kitties), drove over to my parents' house, worked on Stuff and Things, drove to a craft store in BC, then to another craft store in K'zoo. And home again. I am pleased to report that Certain Projects are going well - better than I expected, actually! It's down to the last minute, of course, but not the last last minute, just one of the last minute's understudies.

Holiday preparations are going well, I think. I seem to go in this cycle: think things are all taken care of - remember some minor thing I've forgotten - get inspired with some new idea - freak out about all that's left to do - work on some other thing entirely - repeat.

Being the rememberful soul I am, I just recalled that my sister's husband will need a gift. Uh. Oops. They've been married two years and I still don't know him well enough to pick something he'd like. That boy's getting a gift card.

Okay, I gotta wrap something. And then sweet, sweet sleep. It will be both blissful and abundant. Like snow, or love.
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merry christmas! [22 Dec 2009|09:35pm]

sally_spy


i've got this on repeat.


(kate, you need this too.)
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[22 Dec 2009|08:00pm]

lipsandhips
  • does anyone else (other than @ofthespirit) think that that 70's show is one of the greatest shows ever made? #
  • the little chocolatiers? REALLY?! #
  • awake but still so sleepy. need to drag myself out of bed and get thrifting. #
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[21 Dec 2009|08:01pm]

lipsandhips
  • christ, i am continuing my mega-tv day with a bit of that 70s show, oh how i've missed you old friends. funny as ever. #
  • do you think 'your baby can read' actually works? I NEED TO KNOW #
  • so...i'm going to florida for christmas? this has JUST been decided. i'll take it! #
  • yesssss jay-z on oprahhhh #
  • yesssss bh90210 with the original intro to the intro. BEST #
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Listen, electronical device, we need to talk. [21 Dec 2009|02:39pm]

simpletwice
I would like to do violence upon my cellular telephone.

OKAY LISTEN. I have a computer for making with the internets. I do not need to pay extra-special charges just so a slower, smaller, uglier internet is also on my phone. Listen, cellular telephone. I don't know if you've heard, but I have a small case of The Unemployed, with a minor side infection of The Poor. So we keep your bells and whistles turned off on purpose, cellular telephone. Trust me, this is what's best for both of us.

So I think it's a little disrespectful that you put your "internet? are you sure you don't want internet?" button right next to your "make a phone call" button. I'm sure you've noticed how annoyed I get with you when I hit the wrong button. Which I do regularly, because buttons are advanced technology and I am but a simple lass.

Anyway, I coped with this annoyance. But today I noticed that when I hit the wrong button and you cried out "Internet! Yay, you want internet! This uses mobile web time, you know. Keep going?", you actually gave me three options: "BROWSE - DON'T SHOW ME WARNING AGAIN - REMOVE".

And for some reason I thought "remove" would remove internet option. Boy, did you have me fooled, cellular telephone.

Now you just open up a crippled but hideously-expensive-per-second version of the internet without double-checking if that's what I wanted to do. NOT AWESOME, cellular telephone. Not awesome at all! :(
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Pusher [21 Dec 2009|01:02pm]

simpletwice
Nostalgia time.

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[20 Dec 2009|08:00pm]

lipsandhips
  • tonight i sang 'o come all ye faithful' a total of eleven times. TOP THAT #
  • helloooooo cable, i have missed you! #
  • tasha! tasha and vanessa! i'm watching degrassi: tng's so old TERI is in them. think about ittttttttttttt #
  • ALL tv ALL day is starting with flipping between grease and dirty dancing. i'll keep you updated. #
  • halfway through christmas vacation. thinking about a sandwich, might take a ride over to p chops to get some snackz #
  • oof now i'm flipping between degrassi: tng and urban cowboy. i guess its a travolta kind of day. #
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what the bill? [19 Dec 2009|08:55pm]

kdollarsign
From the AP - In place of a government-run insurance option, the estimated 30 million Americans purchasing coverage through new insurance exchanges would have the option of signing up for national plans overseen by the same office that manages health coverage for federal employees and members of Congress. Those plans would be privately owned, but operated on a nonprofit basis, as many Blue Cross Blue Shield plans are now.

Can someone translate this for me?
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[19 Dec 2009|08:00pm]

lipsandhips
  • banjo-hearted #
  • listening to a cher song called 'i walk on gilded splinters' WHAAAAAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT GOD CHER YOU ARE AN EPIC ANGEL #
  • okay fine its a dr. john song BUT STILL #
  • maybe i have to stop saying i am going crazy or might go crazy or was crazy and just accept that i AM crazy. #
  • twitpic.com/u6wk4 - Here i am #
  • finally getting around to watching this jersey shore shit. here goes nothing. #
  • yessssssssssssssss bh 9022222s is onnnn. getting myself ready for two xmas parties today. hot buttered rum bring it onnnnnnnn. #
  • ray is abusing donna! oh noooo! #
  • twitpic.com/u83v7 - Carols! #
  • Drunk already off three hot buttered runs at this party. I'm gonna keep it rolling. #
  • twitpic.com/u8l71 - Party time fancy pants #
  • The drunk choir is getting out of hand with their musical theatre ness #
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everyday seems a little faster [18 Dec 2009|11:46pm]

lipsandhips
i feel like i should write something here now. whoops i just have nothing to say.
i can tell you that it is BALLS TO THE WALL FREEZING out and my roommate and i decided not to turn on the heat until absolutely necessary. i think neither of us wants to be the first one to cave. this means i am WEARING GLOVES IN THE HOUSE. whateverrrrrrrrrrrr.

i ordered twenty dollars of thai food and ate the whole thing BUT i don't feel completely awful over it because i packed sweatin to the oldies vhs in my suitcase for vacation. whateverrrrrrrrrrr

i'm working on a mix called "nice. and. easy" if i don't lose my mind first it will be awesome when i finish. really smooth. catch my drift? whateverrrrrrrrrr

i found out today, the day i came closest to getting in an actual car accident, that my brakes really aren't that great. really looking forward to testing them out tomorrow in the snow on the thruway. whateverrrrrrrrrr.

i'm packing only sweater dresses for my entire ten days upstate. i plan to go to the thrift store and buy every sweater dress each one has and wear only sweater dresses (and maybe wool pant suits) for the rest of the winter who cares what anyone wears, whateverrrrrrrrrr
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[18 Dec 2009|08:01pm]

lipsandhips
  • can't wait to be in the nature. two more sleeps and i'm there. #
  • also i have to babysit tomorrow and i think i forget how? is that possible? what do little kids do? i hope there will be cheerios. #
  • twitpic.com/u1hk3 - hanging with this dude #
  • twitpic.com/u1iwy - Bunny hole #
  • home again home again, i feel like i am getting so sick. cry. just in time for vacation. #
  • oh and today i came the closest i've ever been to actually crashing my car. i have to go back and look to see if it was my fault #doubtit #
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I'm years behind on my tv mythology! [18 Dec 2009|02:07pm]

simpletwice


OH MAN. I only ever got through Season 3, and now I've got a bad need to start watching Lost again. Like, this is a strong, physical urge. WANT. NOW.

I wish Sam lived closer so we could squee together about this and then have a Lost DVD marathon.

I totally cried at the end of Season 3, I'm not even gonna lie.
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[17 Dec 2009|08:00pm]

lipsandhips
  • totally gidz #
  • how come noone told me goodworld was closed? i totally tried to go there tonight and i totally had egg on my face because its fucking closed #
  • sleepzing. FINALLY not setting an alarm for the morning. I FEEL SO GOOD. #
  • ready to hate me? i almost just spelled circle......surcle.
    how is that possible?! #
  • I favorited a YouTube video -- Leo Sayer - You make me feel like dancing (1976) bit.ly/ptU3I #
  • 84.7 on my anatomy and physio final. i'll take it! #
  • oops i got so bored finally after sitting around in my pajamas all day. i wonder what i should do. i tried dancing already. maybe face mask? #
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[16 Dec 2009|08:01pm]

lipsandhips
  • oof tomorrow is not going to be pretty. see you in 4 hours life. #
  • lost my salad dressing in the bag x-ray while coming into the library. sorry in advance to whoever this effects. OOPS #
  • shoot! i really NEED that salad dressing. #
  • I favorited a YouTube video -- Hermeto Pascoal Sinfonia do Alto Ribeira bit.ly/203MCD #
  • listening to james taylor is like taking a valium #
  • man, kreismann already posted the grades on the final. she's fast! i am relieved. ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR #
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I think I'm okay with being 85% dandelion [16 Dec 2009|07:27pm]

simpletwice
Sometimes I go to bed early because I'm bored, but interesting stuff might happen in my dreams. And I'm lonely, but there are superheros and cute boys and treacherous robots and talking dogs to hang out with when I'm unconscious. It's escapist - and I'm okay with that!

It's way to early to go to bed now, however, so I'm working on cleaning the apartment. Ugh. Can I have a general anesthetic, please?




There's an article in The Atlantic Online about the "Orchid Hypothesis": that most people are "dandelions", and will do okay in just about any situation, while others are "orchids", who wilt and rot in poor conditions but become super-mega-amazing flowers in good conditions. It is very interesting stuff. Basically, there is research which shows that the genetic factors that have been identified as things that lead to crippling emotional instability in some people - major depression and ADHD, among other things - generally only go bad places if the person has a rough childhood. The same genetics can lead to people who are MORE stable, capable and innovative - provided they're raised in good conditions.

I think about all the writers and artists and musicians who produce seem to regularly outpace us mere mortals, even though they're miserable and half-crazy. It doesn't seem like much of a stretch, really.
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[15 Dec 2009|08:01pm]

lipsandhips
  • i said i would wake up at 9something and i got out of bed at 9:59. still counts, right? #
  • waking up with any soundtrack other than the footloose soundtrack isn't really waking up, wouldn't you say? #
  • its almost overrrrrrr #
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[15 Dec 2009|01:54pm]

simpletwice
A few days ago I finally got around to watching Reservoir Dogs, which is one of those movies that Everyone Has An Opinion On. Mostly I thought, "Hmm. This is an okay prettygood movie. But it would be TRULY AMAZING as a stage show."

I am attempting to sew... something... for someone... as a Christmas present. (Vague enough that it should be safe to say, haha.) No clue how to do this, so I have enlisted the aid of my very talented mother. Anyway, I don't know if you guys have tried sewing projects before, but apparently the first step is unfolding little brown kleenex with patterns printed on them, and trying very hard not to sneeze or rip anything.
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[14 Dec 2009|08:00pm]

lipsandhips
  • hunger is knocking on my door. also....pretty much doomed for tomorrow. SO MUCH INFORMATION SO LITTLE TIME #
  • if you think i know all the branches of the external carotid artery you have another thing coming. #
  • i find it disconcerting that i can make an apple pie from scratch but i cannot manage to make a grilled cheese without burning it. fail. #
  • parsley makes everything better #
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